Amanda: Failure Princess

Everybody loves You when you’re easy. Everybody hates when you’re a bore. Everybody’s waiting for your entrance so don’t disappoint them.

Totally using this for the gay comedy show $24 Two Tickets and One Appetizer at The Hollywood Improv, Plus Four Tickets http://t.co/MipB7mx

RT @SarahKSilverman: Cocaine jaw is EXTRA cute on an older gentleman

So now I’m free free from the big bad giant who was staking me Thank u feet for guiding me I’m glad somehow I got brains down there at least

RT @ohginayoung: just checked my old myspace on a whim, and the first thing that pops up said “get the new myspace app for facebook!” cu …

RT @AutomatonDJ: SUNDAY AKBAR SUNDAY AKBAR FUNDAY NOT FAR SUNDAY AKBAR MUGSHOT FRENCH KISS SUNDAY AKBAR LA QUEERS REPORT TO THE DANCE FL …

I like to keep up w trending topics in LA & I’ve noticed that late at night they usually get at least mildly racist #whatmakesablackgirlmad

Who the fuck ordered a bar full of nerds? SEND IT BACK.

Jesus. I would die to have even a print of @sarahlarnach ‘s! Lovin this. RT @sarahlarnach: a special commission (cont) http://tl.gd/b0eof3

"When you gonna make up your mind? When you gonna love you as much as I do?"